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  • ikazuchi 1:00 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: characters, D&D, ,   

    Rek Stoneblade Character Background 

    The skies above the Sword Plains were clear, letting the stars light the village Tzai. The last days of winter had gone to where seasons die and the spring brought frequent rains. Tonight though, the sky was clear and the stars shone brightly. Devos, the green moon, hung low and full in the sky, the waning slivers of her celestial sisters having set hours ago.
    Tzai was a small village, by human standards, having fewer than a hundred residents. A barbaric village composed of dozens of yurts and three stone buildings. Dirt paths wound through the village and the smell of horses was thick on the air. A backwater village in the center of plains that no larger nation bothered to claim. To the caldashi though, the half-orcs who ranged the Sword Plains, it was the home of the Gol, their lord and champion, and the Sword Plains was their empire.
    North of Tzai, past the yurts, past the horse pens, beyond even the rice paddies and the fields of crops tended by the peasants, lies a circle of blue stones. The stones mark the boundary of Gu Hash Kinnuth, a sacred place which is home to the Monolith of Harmony and Enlightenment. The Monolith is a finger of granite that thrusts itself out of the flat plains as if the earth was reaching for the heavens. Three paces across and almost a dozen paces tall, the monolith is but one of more than a dozen such stone outcroppings like it across the Sword Plains. All are sacred to the caldashi, and tonight, like every night, the monolith burns with ghostly green flames.
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  • ikazuchi 12:48 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: exam   

    The Ultimate Exam 

    Dug this up after reading it a long time ago and I’m posting it here for my own amusement.
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  • ikazuchi 12:29 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: cthulu, holidays, music   

    CthuluCarols 

    Honestly, I really hate the ‘holidays’. One of the things I hate the most are the ceaseless repetitions of Christmas carols. Abominable to begin with, their unending iterations are the thing to drive men mad (and I do not mean crazy).

    A few years back I came across some carols a bit more tolerable. Read on for some amusing parodies of songs I’m sure you’ll hear dozens, if not scores, of times in the upcoming months.

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  • ikazuchi 12:26 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: reference   

    Military Phonetic Alphabet 

    Just for reference
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  • ikazuchi 12:24 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: , , wisdom   

    Passing on Manly Knowledge 

    I have no idea where this originally came from, but it amuses the hell outta me :)
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  • ikazuchi 7:37 pm on May 4, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: NBES, philosophy,   

    Rule Of Three 

    Currently making its rounds through the NBES (Non-Business Email Spams) is the following story:

    In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students…?” 

    “Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me, I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Test of Three.”

    “Test of Three?”

    “That’s correct,” Socrates continued. “Before you talk to me about my student let’s take a moment to test what you’re going to say. The first test is Truth. Are absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

    “No,” the man replied, “actually I just heard about it.”

    “All right,” said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?”

    “No, on the contrary…”

    “So,” Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him even though you’re not certain it’s true?”

    The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

    Socrates continued, “You may still pass though because there is a third test – the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?”

    “No, not really…”

    “Well,” concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?”

    The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Plato was banging his wife.

    The crappy thing about this is that most people will read this and find it funny due to one sentence at the end instead of taking the time to reflect upon the Role Of Three outlined in the story and apply it to their own lives.

     
  • ikazuchi 7:26 pm on May 4, 2008 Permalink  

    Startup School 2008: Key Takeaways

     
  • ikazuchi 7:18 pm on May 4, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: cultist, , overlord   

    How To Be A Cultist 

    To go with the “If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord” list:
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  • ikazuchi 7:15 pm on May 4, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: comic, politics, transformers   

    Diesel Sweeties: Transformers vs. Politics 

    DS Print: 6/30/2007:

    we make money the old fashioned way. we LOOT it.

    (Via Diesel Sweeties by R Stevens.)

    I’m not a gigantic fan of Diesel Sweeties. It is enjoyable and I think it is phenomenal that Mr. Stevens was able to not only launch a version in the normal newspapers, but also has been able to keep his original version with it’s “edgier” humor going at the same time.

    This comic, from the print archives, strikes me as chock full of awesome! The most amusing part is that I’m a libertarian.

     
  • ikazuchi 7:10 pm on May 4, 2008 Permalink
    Tags: demolition, tools, toys   

    FuBar Demolition Tool 

    From CoolTools: FuBar Demolition Tool

    FuBarDemo-sm.jpg

    The FuBar is a single cast piece of high carbon steel that looks like a prettied up hammer. One end has a hammer and a tearing, armour-penetrating beak, while the opposite end has a conventional pry bar and nail puller. You can use it to drive nails, but what it really excels in is F’ing things up beyond recognition — hence FuBar. You hit something with the axe-like end until it’s weakened, then hit again, twist to pry, and CRUNCH!

    Personally, I find this thing FREAKING AWESOME, for no other reason than the thought that went into a tool specifically designed to break stuff.

     
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