When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.”
They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
Category Archives: Funny
The Key to Life
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Evil Inc. has the greatest names
I absolutely love the name Phenominal Lass
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I love Sam the Cooking Guy
His show rocks and I’ll probably be getting his book soon. You can find the first season of his show “Just Eat This” on iTunes. Well worth the money.
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Extended Quoting
Normally, I send to quotes to the tumblelog, but these have been gathering on my hard disk for a bit, so I figured I’d post them here instead of adding them one at a time.
The Ultimate Exam
Dug this up after reading it a long time ago and I’m posting it here for my own amusement.
CthuluCarols
Honestly, I really hate the ‘holidays’. One of the things I hate the most are the ceaseless repetitions of Christmas carols. Abominable to begin with, their unending iterations are the thing to drive men mad (and I do not mean crazy).
A few years back I came across some carols a bit more tolerable. Read on [...]
Rule Of Three
Currently making its rounds through the NBES (Non-Business Email Spams) is the following story:
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students…?”
“Wait [...]