Category Archives: Quotes

When life gives you lemons, invest in a lemon cannon.

God gives us friends as an apology for giving us our families.

I was originally supposed to become an engineer but the thought of having to expend my creative energy on things that make practical everyday life more refined, with a bleak capital gain as the goal, was unbearable to me. Thinking … Continue reading →

Kepler cuts line at the bar. Bartender goes, “Hey, you’re not the center of the universe!” and Kepler goes “Ptolemy some thing I DON’T know! –hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann)

O Lord, I promise to obey you in all things if when I die you do not let the atheists eat my brain. As is their custom. Love to Jesus, Amen. –HotAmishChick

The Lord works in mysterious ways. You should also be aware that He takes long lunches and has to leave at like 3:30 on Thursdays. So. Fyi. –sloganeerist – JT Dobbs

Oh anonymous young lady, on election night, please stay at home and watch America’s Top Model, or whatever you insipid, feckless, witfucked pogs do for entertainment. –Patrick Rothfuss – Blog

Inveniam viam aut faciam I shall find a way or make one

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. –Douglas Hofstadter: Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, 20th anniversary ed., 1999, p. 152. ISBN 0-465-02656-7

Multitasking is the art of distracting yourself from two things you’d rather not be doing by doing them simultaneously.