Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian Proverb
Quote: Slovenian Proverb
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Quote: Lemon Cannon
When life gives you lemons, invest in a lemon cannon.
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The Hudson “Miracle”
It annoys the hell out of me that people keep calling what happened during the emergency landing and evacuation of the airliner on the Hudson as a miracle.
Calling it a miracle demeans and belittles the hard work, skill, and courage of everyone involved by ripping the job they did out of their hands and making them little more than puppets of a god.
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Quote: Families
God gives us friends as an apology for giving us our families.
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Quote: Thinking
I was originally supposed to become an engineer but the thought of having to expend my creative energy on things that make practical everyday life more refined, with a bleak capital gain as the goal, was unbearable to me. Thinking for its own sake, like music!
–Einstein
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Twitter: Kepler
Kepler cuts line at the bar. Bartender goes, “Hey, you’re not the center of the universe!” and Kepler goes “Ptolemy some thing I DON’T know!
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Twitter: When I Die
O Lord, I promise to obey you in all things if when I die you do not let the atheists eat my brain. As is their custom. Love to Jesus, Amen.
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Twitter: Mysterious Ways
The Lord works in mysterious ways. You should also be aware that He takes long lunches and has to leave at like 3:30 on Thursdays. So. Fyi.
–sloganeerist – JT Dobbs
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Quote: Election Night
Oh anonymous young lady, on election night, please stay at home and watch America’s Top Model, or whatever you insipid, feckless, witfucked pogs do for entertainment.
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